"Satan is frenchfries. The meatball's gonna kill the Satan frenchfries."
"Hitler's wearing 3-D glasses!!"
" I'm all for body hair on men, but when they just have really hairy patchy upper arms that needs to be addressed."
"Look at that meatball's afro!"
**black person comes on screen** " Look! It's Garrett!"
" I think I need a cocktail. I think that will make this funnier."
" Fabio's hair can play the banjo? Oh, wait. That's a ukelele! That makes it way better."
