Middle Toe.

Mom: (With foot in the air) " I'm middle toe-ing you. Well, just ignore the other toes, because this is the only one that's really really toe-ing you. And look at my toe; It just looks like a little McNugget."

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( 5min. earlier)

Boy on TV: " You are special."
Me: " Bullshit."
Mom: " Julie!"
Me: " Well! Any boy who calls a girl special is feeding her bullshit."
Mom: " I'm special. Rainbows shoot out of my bum."
Me: " WHAT!?"